Da Squidwarxxx Story

Squidwarxxx ate a burrito, which contained a burrito made of burritos. He then shit all over the walls, and flew out the window of Taco Bell. He crashed into a plane, causing the plane to come down, and explode into pieces. Squidwarxxx was alright though, he enjoys killing innocent civilians. It's his hobby! Then Squidwarxxx noticed a near by McDonalds, as he glided towards it. He shattered the window, and killed 2 people sitting at a table. He walked up to the counter... "gimme a fucking big mac or I will pull off your nuts and use them to choke you with!" The cashier shook, "okay would you like anything on it?" he fearfully asked. "NOTHING YOU FAT ASS" Squidwarxxx replied.

He got his Big Mac, and when he checked to see if it was plain... it was. BUT IT HAD A HAIR IN IT! So Squidwarxxx fulfilled his promise and ripped off the cashier's nuts, and stuffed them down his throat. Then he went on a rampage and started to slaughter many people in the McDonalds. The only person to escape was the janitor.